Now, if you’re fixin’ to move to this beautiful part of the country, there’s a few things you oughta know—starting with how to speak the local lingo! Buckle up, because we’re about to dive into some good ol’ Southern sayings that might just leave you scratchin’ your head. But don’t worry, I’m here to translate!
Fixin
Let’s start with ‘fixin’. Now, this word has got a dual purpose, kinda like your favorite doohickey—oops, I mean kitchen gadget! When you hear someone say, ‘I’m fixin’ to go to the store,’ that just means they’re getting ready to go. But if you’re at a barbecue, ‘fixin’s’ refers to all the tasty condiments that go on your hot dog—like pickles, onions, and maybe a little hot sauce, if you’re brave enough.
Over Yonder
Next up, ‘over yonder.’ Now, this one’s a bit of a wild card. ‘Over yonder’ could mean anywhere from down the road to across the county! It’s usually accompanied by a gesture that narrows it down…sorta. And if you hear ‘way over yonder,’ well, pack a snack—you might be in for a long drive.
If The Creek Don’t Rise
Now, when someone says ‘if the creek don’t rise,’ they’re basically making a plan…with a small disclaimer. It means ‘I’ll be there, unless something out of my control, like, you know, a rising creek, stops me.’ It’s our version of crossing our fingers and hoping nothing goes sideways!
Hill Of Beans
Ever heard of a ‘hill of beans’? It’s a Southern way of saying something ain’t worth much. So if you hear someone say ‘that ain’t worth a hill of beans,’ don’t bother getting too excited. Those beans might be tiny, but the message is big—move along, nothing to see here.
Hold Your Horses
And then there’s ‘hold your horses!’ Now, this one’s pretty self-explanatory. It means stop right there and slow down. And I think we all need that reminder sometimes, especially when we’re rushing into a big decision like buying a home.
Classic Doohickey
Finally, the classic ‘doohickey.’ This word is perfect for when you can’t remember the name of… well, whatever it is you’re holding. Just call it a doohickey, and everyone will know exactly what you mean—or at least they’ll pretend to.
So there you have it—a crash course in Central Virginia lingo. Whether you’re moving here for the peaceful country life or just passing through, knowing these phrases will help you fit right in. And if you’re fixin’ to buy a home in this beautiful area, you know who to call. I’m Anita L Williamson, Associate Broker with James River Realty Group and I’m here to help you find your perfect place—over yonder, or maybe just down the road.
